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*ARBITRATOR:*
*A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonalds.*
*AVOIDABLE:*
*What a bullfighter tried to do.*
*BERNADETTE:*
*The act of torching a mortgage.*
*BURGLARIZE:*
*What a crook sees with.*
* CONTROL:*
*A short, ugly inmate.*
*COUNTERFEITERS:*
*Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.*
*ECLIPSE:*
*What a barber does for a living.*
*EYEDROPPER:*
*A clumsy ophthalmologist.*
*HEROES :*
*What a guy in a boat does.*
*LEFTBANK:*
*What the robber did when his bag was full of
money.*
*MISTY:*
*How golfers create divots.*
*PARADOX:*
*Two physicians.*
*PARASITES:*
*What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.*
*PHARMACIST:*
*A helper on the farm.*
*POLARIZE:*
*What penguins see with.*
*PRIMATE:*
*Removing your spouse from in front of the
TV.*
*RELIEF:*
*What trees do in the Spring.*
*RUBBERNECK:*
*What you do to relax your wife.*
*SELFISH:*
*What the owner of a seafood store does.*
*SUDAFED:*
*A litigation brought against a government
official*
*sent to me by RWS
*ARBITRATOR:*
*A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonalds.*
*AVOIDABLE:*
*What a bullfighter tried to do.*
*BERNADETTE:*
*The act of torching a mortgage.*
*BURGLARIZE:*
*What a crook sees with.*
* CONTROL:*
*A short, ugly inmate.*
*COUNTERFEITERS:*
*Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.*
*ECLIPSE:*
*What a barber does for a living.*
*EYEDROPPER:*
*A clumsy ophthalmologist.*
*HEROES :*
*What a guy in a boat does.*
*LEFTBANK:*
*What the robber did when his bag was full of
money.*
*MISTY:*
*How golfers create divots.*
*PARADOX:*
*Two physicians.*
*PARASITES:*
*What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.*
*PHARMACIST:*
*A helper on the farm.*
*POLARIZE:*
*What penguins see with.*
*PRIMATE:*
*Removing your spouse from in front of the
TV.*
*RELIEF:*
*What trees do in the Spring.*
*RUBBERNECK:*
*What you do to relax your wife.*
*SELFISH:*
*What the owner of a seafood store does.*
*SUDAFED:*
*A litigation brought against a government
official*
*sent to me by RWS
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Re: There Are NO New Words
Tue, December 12, 2006 - 3:48 AMFLABBERGASTED
*what obese people do when they flatulate*
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