There Are NO New Words

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But there are new meanings......

*ARBITRATOR:*
*A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonalds.*

*AVOIDABLE:*
*What a bullfighter tried to do.*

*BERNADETTE:*
*The act of torching a mortgage.*

*BURGLARIZE:*
*What a crook sees with.*

* CONTROL:*
*A short, ugly inmate.*

*COUNTERFEITERS:*
*Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.*

*ECLIPSE:*
*What a barber does for a living.*

*EYEDROPPER:*
*A clumsy ophthalmologist.*

*HEROES :*
*What a guy in a boat does.*

*LEFTBANK:*
*What the robber did when his bag was full of
money.*

*MISTY:*
*How golfers create divots.*

*PARADOX:*
*Two physicians.*

*PARASITES:*
*What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.*

*PHARMACIST:*
*A helper on the farm.*

*POLARIZE:*
*What penguins see with.*

*PRIMATE:*
*Removing your spouse from in front of the
TV.*

*RELIEF:*
*What trees do in the Spring.*

*RUBBERNECK:*
*What you do to relax your wife.*

*SELFISH:*
*What the owner of a seafood store does.*

*SUDAFED:*
*A litigation brought against a government
official*



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