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noober

2008-04-09T02:55:48Z

how to spell "number" at 4AM after a bottle of Jack Daniels

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Momazilla

2008-04-09T02:53:52Z

yer basic mother-in-law

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fluffil

2008-04-08T07:09:21Z

orig. A sepling of fulfill. No evidence of existence outside of spam trap sites on the Internet. (Hard to believe but true as of a few hours ago!)

1. To fulfill someone else's promise or desire, sometimes against your own better judgement.

cit. http://people.tribe.net/timbo/blog/5073ced9-77d7-4eba-a819-0d80ae8c849d

alt sp. 'fluffill'

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poople

2008-04-06T15:26:06Z

Noun: The unknown inhabitants of the stalls when you enter your office bathroom.

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mudwrustling

2007-12-19T08:08:59Z

orig. a sepling of mudwrestling.

I leave the definition up to others...

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hamdome

2007-10-16T15:49:14Z

this started out as a sepling of handsome, but now refers to the newly-invented sport of hog wrestling, where 2 furious and bloodthirsty pigs are strapped to bungee cords, unleashed in a ring, and allowed to battle to the death. 2 pigs enter, one pig leaves...

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memeber

2007-10-07T16:49:35Z

ex def 1 pl. "This tribe has approximately one hundred memebers at this time."

Def 1. Members of a meme oriented forum.

Def 2. A lower-order meme having a supporting role in a more complex conceptual framework.

ex def 2 pl. "I got a [cart] full of memes but I can't seem to form them into any cohesive structure to make sense out of this danged Internet."

Orig. a sepling in a soon to be deleted thread

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mexicredible

2007-09-17T18:48:04Z

similar to lefatimize, mexicredible is a place that serves mexican food to mexicans.

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lefatimize

2007-09-17T18:43:03Z

a restaurant full of fatties is lefatimized by their presence.

for example: kirk's steakburgers is full of fat people because they know good eatin

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excessories

2007-09-14T18:50:47Z

Toooo much bling drippping from one's appendages.

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Unexpected Devilopments

2007-09-10T00:55:28Z

Zat bastid eeez always in ze details.

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flirbing

2007-09-06T08:34:00Z

def 1. flubbed flirting
def 2. fibbing about flirting flubbed

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ugletely

2007-08-12T19:36:45Z

My Mexican boyfriend though this was a legitimate pairing of completey ugly.

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01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01101001 01100001 01101110

2007-08-06T15:54:55Z

01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 00101101 00100000 01001111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

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Suposal:

2007-08-05T21:18:41Z

Audible musing of marriage and or commitment. Tentative and nonbinding. Can easily, albeit uncomfortably, laughed off as 'just kidding/we were drunk/I was...you know...'

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Fauxthentic

2007-07-16T13:16:48Z

Things that are made to look old, antique, or otherwise culturally authentic, but are in fact only a handful or years old at the most.

Like the old dinner plate someone tried to sell me in Beijing that they said was from the Tang Dynasty, or the old villages that have become tourist attractions, and are "restored to their original condition" but this time with a Dairy Queen.

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tantracism

2007-06-29T06:59:31Z

n. an event or occurrence, including a statement or witticism, that is affectively somewhere between tantra and tantrum

ety. a sepling of tantricism, also occurring on the Internet but not having the meaning (sic) proposed here

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demazed

2007-06-29T06:55:45Z

def 1. what happens when one is unmazed.

etymology--already in use on the Internet...earlier deployment possible

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Posterror.

2007-06-26T19:13:19Z

1) Fear of being kicked from the Lingo Factory tribe for not posting; 2) misspelling in a forum post, and only realizing it much later, after waking up in the middle of the night with a racing heart; 3) inadvertently targeting the wrong person to be the butt of a joke (alt. of posterrior).

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Gossipel

2007-06-25T04:01:50Z

Gossip that is believed to be fact generations, or even millenium, after it was spoken or written down.

ex. (See just about every event ever written down in a holy book.)

Used in virtual life here: http://hiop.tribe.net/thread/93430f22-59de-4021-b69a-1f2157b84ca9#780cf9d3-b83a-4f59-874f-0905aece9a3b

See also 'gossipall' for the effect that gossipel can have on nations, states, and individuals.

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imsoboredination

2007-06-25T03:28:26Z

when you are so bored at work that you start deleting important data and change everyone's voice mail messages and then you write I AM A DICK on every other piece of copy paper and put it back in the copier.

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Gastastrophe

2007-05-29T11:21:31Z

The expected outcome of food that is difficult to digest.

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No Subject...

2007-04-30T11:36:02Z

You think English is easy?

Can you read these right the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France .

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indixes? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital, ship by truck and send cargo by ship, have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be
the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill-in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't Buick rhyme with quick?

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is UP.

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or toward the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the
secretary to write UP a report ?

We call UP our friends. We use something to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers, and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often

messes things UP.

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
We could go on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so: Time to shut UP.!
Oh... one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night? U-P

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The guy who writes the dictionary.

2007-04-25T08:08:44Z

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/030807/dictionary.gif

Hahahaha!

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Portmanteau.

2007-04-22T22:07:13Z

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau

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threadnore

2007-04-04T23:30:26Z

Your Thread is ignored because no one remembers you from a year ago when you used to post here a lot.

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Exportuned

2007-03-29T21:46:17Z

derived from importuned

def. A tedious and annoying ex's behaviour(s).

ex. Sheila, due for here monthly exportune-up with her ex-husband over visitation riots, decided to kick his annoying, yapping little dog.

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liegiven

2007-03-28T19:20:35Z

Someone forgiven for a lie.

lielationship - the relationship was one big lie

liemony - the relationship that was one big lie, bonded by marriage.

crotchenge - the specific revenge ends with a blow to this area.

liefused - someone not forgiven for a lie

extermimony - ending a marriage quickly

sexapy - the theraputic string of one-night-stands that helps one forget a previous relationship
___________

Don't think there's a reason for this - I'm ok :)

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kilarious

2007-03-28T19:13:21Z

A type of humor that makes one want to kill the conversation, the comic, or both. Generally, jocularity taken at one's own expense by someone who is likely abusing the privilege.

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Humilifated

2007-03-28T19:08:03Z

DEFINITION: The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn't fair.

SENTENCE: Carole was humilifated by the continuing mishaps that plagued her.

ETYMOLOGY: humiliate (to cause a painful loss of dignity) + fate (destiny).

CREATED BY: petaj at www.verbotomy.com.

MY COMMENT: Love this word

See more invented words for this definition at: http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=toast

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Ninjury

2007-02-25T19:01:04Z

Bodily harm caused by super steath activities gone wrong.

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Vilsack

2007-02-24T00:21:20Z

- to quit on account of other people having way more money than yourself, thus not being able to even dream about keeping up.

"I was partying down with Mick, Paris and Bexy in Monaco but I couldn't even afford the tips so I hit the vilsack"

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spointer

2007-01-30T12:48:14Z

???

(well, i never)

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doofadil

2007-01-20T17:59:24Z

def. the flower of doofs

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maraton

2007-01-13T01:27:45Z

a sepling, in origin.

definition(?): one of the events in the Weight Watchers Olympics, along with the 3-and-a-half-legged race, downhill bingeing, and the scale toss.

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punditritus

2007-01-11T22:09:35Z

def. the ravings of know-nothings liberally dumped on the airwaves.

See also Fox News and American media matters shows in general

example in actual online conswirvation

http://ethicsandmorals.tribe.net/thread/e62bcfd6-170f-45b9-97ea-17921843fcc9#699fa6f0-b8c6-482f-b53a-2fae3c4b9eed

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Replacement request "Fiance"

2007-01-05T03:01:30Z

As fate would have it, I will be bringing my boyfriend (to whom I am engaged) to my work Christmas party. This means a lot of introductions. There are 25 of us in the company and with spouses and friends and the like, I'm likely to make 50+ introductions.

I hate the word "Fiance". I hate it like I hate the word "nipple".

I need a new word that we can boost into predominance as the commonly accepted term before next Wednesday.

I have faith in you.

GO!

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Sarchasm

2007-01-04T02:08:52Z

I heard this from a friend, not sure where he heard it, but voila...

sarchasm (sär'kz'm)
1. (n.) The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

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beninnity

2007-01-03T17:43:12Z

definition needed...

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respawned

2006-12-15T21:39:18Z

def. (jargon, Internet) the reliteration of a troll

orig. unknown; in use on the Internet for some time

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There Are NO New Words

2006-12-12T11:48:52Z

But there are new meanings......

*ARBITRATOR:*
*A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonalds.*

*AVOIDABLE:*
*What a bullfighter tried to do.*

*BERNADETTE:*
*The act of torching a mortgage.*

*BURGLARIZE:*
*What a crook sees with.*

* CONTROL:*
*A short, ugly inmate.*

*COUNTERFEITERS:*
*Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.*

*ECLIPSE:*
*What a barber does for a living.*

*EYEDROPPER:*
*A clumsy ophthalmologist.*

*HEROES :*
*What a guy in a boat does.*

*LEFTBANK:*
*What the robber did when his bag was full of
money.*

*MISTY:*
*How golfers create divots.*

*PARADOX:*
*Two physicians.*

*PARASITES:*
*What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.*

*PHARMACIST:*
*A helper on the farm.*

*POLARIZE:*
*What penguins see with.*

*PRIMATE:*
*Removing your spouse from in front of the
TV.*

*RELIEF:*
*What trees do in the Spring.*

*RUBBERNECK:*
*What you do to relax your wife.*

*SELFISH:*
*What the owner of a seafood store does.*

*SUDAFED:*
*A litigation brought against a government
official*

*sent to me by RWS

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Mystiflirt

2006-12-03T00:12:41Z

A flirtatious tactic employed despite contradictary circumstances, resulting in unresolved, ambiguous interpretation.

"She has been IMing me all day and mystiflirting with me; ...we dated at one point, and now she's engaged, but it seems like she wants to pursue something. I can't tell."

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pie-aticians

2006-12-02T21:15:21Z

n. a politician of pie

not to be confused with pie-icians...

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exescruciating

2006-11-14T03:27:16Z

examp. [your own private memories here]

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"What's a dude without his posse?"

2006-11-03T20:22:36Z

possiless

orig. from here...

http://limboslovetribe.tribe.net/thread/cdf00392-b074-48ea-91eb-13cee9baca0a?newpostingid=cc484307-a4b1-4608-b9cd-9e4098a62f47#cc484307-a4b1-4608-b9cd-9e4098a62f47

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vibogram

2006-10-30T09:08:56Z

ref

http://people.tribe.net/sunfish/blog/23a31686-fde6-46c4-ba65-3413f7f155f5#14885737-0a3d-4461-aaf3-bf845f110302

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Imperiliastic

2006-10-17T07:54:13Z

Ety. sepling of imperialistic

Def. fantastically imperilling.

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wront

2006-10-17T02:29:10Z

1. to write the wrong rant

other defs?

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amound

2006-10-16T21:13:42Z

Ex. I have a large amound of work to do.

Ety. sepling of amount

Def. A heap

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Et tu fur won deal!

2006-10-15T16:35:42Z

A 'twofer' is a two-for-one deal. I know you knew that. But, are there any other variations along a similar line? You know, like a 'twooutta', etc...

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Misnoma

2006-09-25T07:55:36Z

Mistakenly believing that every mole or freckle is cancerous.

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avataritude

2006-09-24T20:36:19Z

behaving as your avatar would

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Flingoactory

2006-09-23T19:16:47Z

The dyslexic version of this tribe.

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Projectizing

2006-09-23T12:45:02Z

Good general term for getting shit done. Works whether I'm welding a sculpture, recording music, or plotting world domination.

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indept

2006-09-06T08:27:37Z

indeptiness

"My check didn't clear this weak beacuse I didn't sigh it property."

"The indept analysis of how best to land the plane safely continued at SAC, centering around the flight passengers' situation, even after the it had crashed into the UN Tower."

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Cinnaminimum

2006-09-05T08:04:35Z

Cinnaminimum -- When you cut down on your Cinnamon roll intake.

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MENSA

2006-09-01T14:23:45Z

This may have been posted before, so what, it's funnyy:

Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered to form a real word.

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, show little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

12. Glibido: All talk and no action.

13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

14. Arachnoleptic fit(n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the lot:
17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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Attackled

2006-08-19T05:39:54Z

v. a surprise assault of the the throwing to the ground kind

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pernerded

2006-08-17T05:50:51Z

nerdy perversion...

this is how I felt when it occurred to me that unsecured wireless connections are the glory holes of the internet.

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Talk Block

2006-08-14T23:04:01Z

V. - the art of answering a telephone in advance of the intended call recipient in order to delay the caller or prevent their reaching the desired subject completely.

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Austism

2006-08-14T10:35:05Z

def. a Texas liberal witticism

>!?<
*hears the sounds of hooves*
*runs away*

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aplattered

2006-08-03T18:03:55Z

def. presented hot and steaming

orig. sepling of splattered

ex. "It was aplattered in that last paragraph"

Note: might be a real word...

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sacralicious

2006-07-28T16:43:29Z

OK, this came from The Simpsons, but it's so good and so needed.

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Itimacy

2006-07-27T21:30:09Z

def. A concentration on only one side of an intimate interaction or the act of only allowing a one-sided intimate interaction without regard to the other side of said equation; info-dumping with out any reciprocation.

Used here by accident...

http://tribes.tribe.net/8d0646fc-d972-4a55-a2cd-841a64884b92/thread/b32cccff-30a8-4da7-9d49-d8b1356d1323#62486c33-953f-4271-9f36-99ebdaedd67e

Read the rest of the thread at your own peril...I've given up participating in it...after finally being asked to leave...at my own request!

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Wahmbulance

2006-07-22T16:27:03Z

OKAY Tyler. I waited long enough. You snooze, you lose.

Wahmbulance is someone you summon to come and pick up a cry baby.

"Awwwww....is that too hard? Why don't I call a wahmbulance for you?" (Saying it sarcastically works BEST!)

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ilcliterate / clitterati

2006-07-22T00:23:07Z

::ahem::

Ze clitterati hath no ooze fur zem wot are ilcliterate.

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worte

2006-07-21T18:49:09Z

def. having written in error

ex. "I worte you because I cared."

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ideologuess

2006-07-21T17:53:26Z

1. Someone who may or may not have an ideology.
2. Someone who keeps changing or misstating ideology(ies) for mysterious or unstated purposes.
3. The ideology of those who advocate Chaos.

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Unvy

2006-07-19T11:22:59Z

Unvy -- The opposite of envy.

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recipe for Pacos

2006-07-19T11:21:22Z

ingredients:
pancake mix
water
leftovers
syrup, or other condiments, to taste

Directions:
Use the pancake mix and water to make a whole bunch of pancakes - more than you can just eat for breakfast.
For the rest of the day, grab a pancake off the stack and use it instead of a tortilla to hold a hot dog, cold spaghetti, ice cream, peanut butter, cauliflower, huevos, or whatever you have lying around.
Depending on how you stuff them, Pacos are good with hot sauce, relish, chocolate sauce, hollandaise, or whipped cream.

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acticon

2006-07-16T15:31:21Z

related to emoticon

example:
<smile>

showing an action while on a computer. must be bracketed with sideways carrots.

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mehliciousness reinvisited

2006-06-27T00:53:39Z

I came up with 'mehlicious' on my own a few moments ago when watching the England vs Sweden world cup 2nd round match. Unfortunately, a check of google finds that someone else used this term in 2003. Plus someone else reinvented it in this tribe in 2005, I think it was Q. And someone else used it at some comcast personal website or something. And this posting makes four times it has been used on the web...so far.

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Gass

2006-06-26T20:25:14Z

Gas that comes from your ass.

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Scrotation

2006-06-26T00:38:19Z

Circular movement of the testicular area.

Scrotunda - a place for scrotation.

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ree ree

2006-06-24T16:47:39Z

That warm run-on feeling some threads seem to develop after sufficient input.

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irrelevated

2006-06-22T13:10:17Z

"Yes, your Irrelevancy! Immediately! *yawn* *goes back to taking a nap*"

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sexfoliation

2006-06-20T22:21:03Z

What happens to your skin after having sex on the beach, or on the playa at Burning Man.

"Last night's sexfoliation session has left my skin soft and smooth and GLOWING!"

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werid

2006-06-17T01:59:42Z

def 1. a feeling in the inner circle of a virtual or actual social group that someone outside that group needs to move on, especially in an internet forum.

ety. A sepling of 'weird'.

ex 1. "That alt is making me feel werid."
ex 2. "I get a werid vibe from that post."
ex 3. "Are you getting that werid feeling again?"

Note also the similarity to 'derision'. A possibly derisive remark...although not necessarily so as one can get that werid feeling without malice.

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illusiary

2006-06-17T01:41:01Z

def 1. The illusion that one can control someone else all the time using fear.
def 2. The person exercising this sort of control.

used in actual conversation here (def 1):

http://terrortea.tribe.net/thread/6993ba9c-6799-46cd-a13d-3d97c5449afc?newpostingid=1cfb25d5-200d-45f6-82a3-d55cf2445d3d#1cfb25d5-200d-45f6-82a3-d55cf2445d3d

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Irreviatize

2006-06-16T15:22:23Z

When the google ads that are shown based on a key word in a Tribe discussion topic have absolutely nothing to do with said topic.

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spectardular

2006-06-11T00:39:27Z

spectacularly retarded

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postoccupied

2006-06-09T06:55:24Z

ex. Everyone seems to too postoccupied to visit this tribe any more.

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tazy

2006-06-03T22:27:53Z

1. tired, plus lazy.
2. the effects of having been shocked by a taser a few too many times.

fazy
1. F-ing lazy!
2. Going through periods of laziness.

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Pleogasm

2006-06-03T15:08:41Z

the use of more enthusiasm than are necessary to express the idea or sensation.

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Lameply

2006-06-01T19:50:46Z

Def 1. To imply lameness with little success.
Def 2. To ply lamely.

Lameplied

Def 1. (past tense)
Def 2. future tense; passed tense

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potty finger

2006-05-28T02:14:46Z

a potty mouth, in print: someone who uses lots of swear words in written communication.

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synchronized laundration

2006-05-26T08:13:43Z

The phenomenon that happens the longer you live with roommates where when one of you needs to do laundry, the washing machine is in use by someone else. Everyone washes at once.

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Fecetious

2006-05-09T01:13:20Z

Someone wrote asking me what this word means and, after I stopped laughing, I defined it as such:

Derived from the word "feces", meaning FULL OF SHIT.

Alternately, you might use it in place of "shitty".

Ex: "Man, was that interview ever fecetious!"

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Forkication

2006-05-07T13:06:36Z

Sensual use of dinnerware.

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Thoughtkins Diet

2006-05-07T13:05:32Z

Alcohol.

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Tribeulations

2006-04-19T07:04:04Z

Tribe-ulations: difficulties with using Tribe.net, complaints about changes to Tribe.net.

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Kill the lights

2006-04-14T06:21:56Z

We are all used to the standards - Homocide... and such
I kind of like the term Chonocide - The fine ort of "killing time"
Lumicide - "Kill the lights"
any others?

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training brAA

2006-04-09T22:24:03Z

cups so small, you have to buy lingerie in the prepube department

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something like a phenomenon

2006-04-07T04:14:05Z

...but it's not. it's a phenomenom. what do people mean when they say or write this word?

my guess:
the story behind how someone got their nickname.
eg. "he was just laying there in the parking lot, so we ran over him. called him 'bumpy' ever since."

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RELEVANT RESOURCES

2006-04-06T14:17:10Z

i'd like to recommend an excellent new book called The Meaning of Tingo by Adam Jacot de Boinod. it's about unusual words fro mlanguages around the world with a special focus on words that have no exact equivalent in English... ought to provide inspiration for us here to coin new words to fit various meanings!

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Powerlink

2006-04-03T14:01:57Z

Powerlink (v.) -- To coerce someone into a tribe by using a link that automatically joins them, whether they want to or not. For example, I was forcelinked into Boot Camp General, for no good reason at all.

Here's an example of forcelinking: http://losangeles.tribe.net/template/JoinTribe.vm?tribeid=2fdc0b7d-2d1f-4ceb-ae7a-06709335cdda

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Deflamatory

2006-04-02T21:32:50Z

What it sounds like - a combination of defamatory and inflammatory.

Or, I suppose it could also mean that which stops the flames. Except in the context I first saw it (undefined), the former definition is better. Even if it *was* posted by a moron who simply doesn't know anything about grammar or how to spell, and had no idea what a mix he was actually posting because he really had no idea what he was talking about.

Wendy

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PMS

2006-03-30T18:46:39Z

Privage Message Syndrome: when you feverishly log on to tribe, first thing in the morning, in dire hope that you got a surprise Privage Message from, well, just about anyone. If you don't, you then proceed to go into a frenzy and begin to throw dishes on the floor.

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Invideous

2006-03-29T15:29:38Z

trying to provoke people into a video

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volcanus

2006-03-28T21:09:27Z

I won't go into detail... let's just call it a "medical condition"

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